Remember Eren woke up in Armin’s arms? That was cute
- Who kills the bugs: Eren would be like “I’M A REAL MAN I GOT THIS” but as soon as it jumps or flies he would be outtie so fucking fast, leaving Armin to do the deed.
- Who hogs the sheets: Armin. Eren is really hot-natured though, so he doesn’t mind it at all.
- Who hates mornings: Eren. He just wants to sleep and keep Armin in bed for as long as possible because it’s safe and happy and domestic and normal, and the morning ruins it.
- Who’s cranky before they had their coffee: A R M I N. Just imagine his pouty face because he’s not fully awake and in the mood for no one’s shit. He’d be so ill tempered and Eren would find it adorable.
- Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law: OH THIS IS HARD BECAUSE OF BOTH OF THEIR CANON FAMILY SITUATIONS. Probably Eren though. He can be a little brash and hard to get alone with so I feel like if she did anything to insult Armin at all, even if it was just a joke, he’d lose his shit.
- Who drives: Armin. Eren isn’t allowed within ten miles of the driver’s seat of a vehicle.
- Who gets horny in awkward public places: EREN. And he’d harrass Armin over it, but Armin has none of it and is completely unfazed by the incessant dirty talk and pleading. Until they get home. Then Armin attacks him like an animal.
- Who had a scene phase: Armin. Eren was probably the jock and Armin would have been dying his hair and wearing skinny jeans.
- Who wore braces: Armin. And he probably had the world’s biggest lisp which Eren adores and thinks is adorable.
- Who got bullied: Armin. My poor child. He’s a bit of a nerd though, but Eren would never fail to back him up. The bullying would die down relatively quickly though because Eren somehow ALWAYS hears what’s been said and by who.
- Who collects ceramic elephants: Armin! Maybe he really likes safari life because Africa was the first place he and Eren visited together and they were Eren’s favorite animals because they were so big and powerful so now every time he sees one, he buys it because it reminds him of Eren.
Do you ever have to sit down because you remember Eren has died for Armin.
Mama Mikasa and her babies
practise practise woo
literally all i want from episode 5 is for nagisa to totally break down and sob the ugliest sobs ever sobbed in front of rei and for rei to just have absolutely no idea how to even begin to respond and he gets so distressed that he starts crying too
I want my Hazuki draped in pearls and see-through fabrics